Who has more thugs? NBA, NFL or Congress?

Neither, it’s the 435 members of the United States Congress
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
You gotta pass this one on
[Received at IFP offices via email]

Isn’t this information from an article from 1999? Wouldn’t that make the hypothetical congressional nightmare put forth here actually a Clinton/Gore issue?