Bush Nearly Self-Immolates on White House Lawn

Plug it in, fire it up, Mr. President
The Detroit News
Contributors: Bryce G. Hoffman and Louis Aguilar

Credit Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally with saving the leader of the free world from self-immolation.
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“I just thought, ‘Oh my goodness!’ So, I started walking faster, and the President walked faster and he got to the cord before I did. I violated all the protocols. I touched the President. I grabbed his arm and I moved him up to the front,” Mulally said. “I wanted the president to make sure he plugged into the electricity, not into the hydrogen This is all off the record, right?”